Each year, the Haggin Oaks Golf Super Shop & our online storefront MortonGolfSales.com make a list of the newest gift ideas for the golfer who has everything. We realize it can be tough to find the perfect gift for that special someone on your Holiday Shopping List. This year, we’ve decided to help by creating three unique shopping lists for that hard-to-buy for golfer on your list.
This list is dedicated to fun and humorous gifts that will surely bring a smile to the golfers on your shopping list!
Today, we happily present:
The 18 Most Fun & Humorous Gag Holiday Gifts For The Golfer Who Has Everything- For Everyone
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#1 Elope Kiss My Grass Sunglasses
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Hysterically funny golf ball rim sunglasses with golf clubs as arms.
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#2 Dancing Caddyshack Gopher
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It’s the original Caddyshack Dancing Gopher! He stole the show in the classic movie. Now he’ll steal all the attention by dancing to the same song that made him famous…”I’m alright” You’ll find yourself dancing and singing too! Just press the button between his feet… and get ready to boogie!
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#3 Golf Gifts & Gallery Clear Acrylic Golf Themed Toilet Seat
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This unique toilet seat is made of clear acrylic and features golf balls and tees for its motif. It is sure to enhance any bathroom golf decor. This is the perfect accessory to our golf toilet paper- features golf quotes and cartoon illustrations.Â
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#4 Hillbilly Putter
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Forget all the new hi-tech putters and get back to basics with the original Hillbilly Putter. Hand-made from select sassafras No two putters are alike. This rough-hewn mallet putter is approx 35" long and comes complete with 3 golf balls made of walnuts and painted white plus 3 wooden tees.
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#5 Big Herbert Club
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Standing 56" tall when fully inflated, the Unbelievably BIG Herbert is the biggest and best driver ever! You can’t miss with this colossal novelty clubhead. You won’t get shafted with this "Mother of All Drivers."
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#6 Tasty Golf Tees
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Tasty Golf Tees are made from all natural uncoated wood, then sanitized and flavored for long-lasting taste. Imagine a golf tee that tasted like cinnamon, cherry, grape, or strawberry? In the future, millions of golfers will be adding some flavor to their game.
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#7 Golf Hole-In-One Pasta
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Serve this pasta to add a unique flair to your next party. Â Pasta shapes include golf bags, clubs and greens.
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#8 Mini Golf VooDoo Kit
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Need to get a grip on your soaring handicap? Sick of losing to sandbaggers? The Mini Golf Voodoo Kit gives you what you need to raise your own game and make your opponent tank. You get a delightful – and powerful – voodoo doll, authentic tee-shaped voodoo pins, and a 32-page handbook filled with voodoo spells and techniques. Victory is just a pin-prick away! This golf voodoo kit is mini and will fit in the palm of your hand… which is good because your opponents won’t notice.
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#9 Complete Office Golf Book
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No more 9-to-5 angst, as hours once wasted managing, marketing, manufacturing, and accounting can now be spent putting, driving, and chipping. From how to set up a course in the conference room to facing a stairwell hazard – over or down? – Office Golf makes a job seem like something you wouldn’t mind doing for a living. This very humorous yet practical book features subjects from Tee Time vs. Company Time to 19th Hole Drinks in the Supply Closet.
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#10 Golo Golf Dice Game
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This quick and addicting dice game is simply golf in a cup! Golfers (and non-golfers!) of all ages find the game easy to learn and impossible to put down. GOLO consists of 9 dice, a dice cup, the rules of GOLO, scorecards, and a pencil. The goal of the game, as in real golf, is to shoot the lowest possible score, or "go low"! The 9 dice represent 9 golf holes on a typical golf course. Each die has twelve sides with various scores on each side – some great, some not so good! Players roll and remove dice to "score", and can play a variety of games according to the number of players involved and the length of time available.
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#11 Hot Shots Triple Bogey Golf Elixir
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Plagued by the awful golf course demons that wreck your golf score every round with an unfair ration of triple bogeys? Â Well, fear not, fellow golfer. Â With a simple drink of these incredible potion, golfers of any age can be cured from this awful affliction once and for all. Â Just like those weight-loss pills that you see on the television, this magic elixir just whisks off the par overages. There will be no more slices, no more hooks- only straight shots with every drive. Â And if you belive that, this also comes with the London Bridge, a Rolex watch and a bag full of diamonds- all free gifts with purchase. Â (Okay, not really.) Â While this great joke and stocking stuffer for any aspiring golfer won’t exactly cure your golf game, it will bring smiles to your playing partners. Bottle includes 16.9 fluid ounces of purified water.
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#12 How To Throw A Club Golf Book
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Club throwing is an art! It relieves stress, burns calories and it keeps the other players on the course on their toes. So there’s no need to lie, no need to be embarrassed. You’re a club thrower–welcome to the club. Here’s your official guide to the art of club throwing, and it includes throwing clubs for distance and accuracy, club throwing Q&A, the 20 basic throws and what to do when you’re REALLY teed off.
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#13 Inflatable Golf Party Island
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Who’s up for some mini golf? Now you can play anytime, anywhere with Golf Party Island. Just blow it up, inside or outside, for a complete at-home mini golf arcade. Sets up in minutes. Includes Party Island Course, five holes, two putters and two balls.
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#14 Caddyshack Trivia Game
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Tee off at the Bushwood Country Club with CADDYSHACK Trivia. It’s golf with a CADDYSHACK twist! Do you know? How much the final bet was on the big match? What college Danny wants to attend? What time the Caddies are allowed to use the pool on Caddy Day? "Stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball." Play a round-or two-of CADDYSHACK trivia with over 1,000 trivia questions, but don’t let the loudmouth club members, dancing gophers, or the floating doodie distract you! Remember, in the immortal words of Ty Webb, "Me winning isn’t. You do."
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#15 Ian Poulter Flair Hair Visors
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Here is a fun, new product that is sure to cause a stir! This visor is modeled after the Ian Poulter hair look and is available in an assortment of hair and visor color combinations. Wear it for yourself or buy it for a friend – this is one gift they probably DON’T already own!
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#16 Golfer Fortune Cookies
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Packaged in a Chinese take out container for that authentic fortune cookie "feel" and features fortunes customized for golfers with golf jokes and quotes. Â A definite conversation starter at your next gathering!
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#17 Foot Wedge
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Have a golf buddy that uses the proverbial "Foot Wedge" for those impossible shots? Here’s the gift that says " I saw this and thought of you." Foot not included. This golf club head straps onto your shoe and allows you to "chip" that ball out of any tough lie.
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#18 BusterClub Breakable Golf Club
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The Breakable Golf Club is a remarkably realistic club specially designed specifically to be broken. It comes with special inserts that fit between the handle and the head. When you slam it over your knee — or bend it in your outstretched arms — the club cleanly SNAPS in two! It is very satisfying and really funny gag gift. There’s another way to have fun with it, too. Sneak it into a buddy’s golf bag and, at the right moment, yank it out and break it in two.
Managed by Morton Golf, the Haggin Oaks Golf Complex is located at 3645 Fulton Avenue in Sacramento (at the Capital City Freeway). The website offers nearly 2500 distinctive golf products and can be accessed at either www.mortongolfsales.com. For more information, call (916) 481-GOLF.
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